These two are probably the best out of all the face characters
so i filled a watering can and went out to water my flowers but for some reason the water wasn’t coming out of the end properly so i had a look to see if any dirt or leaves were blocking it and
i don’t know if u can see this but that is . a snail there is a snail chilling out in the end of the nozzle and i cannot water my plants because of it
excuse me sir this is not where u belong
Snails belong anywhere we please
don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint
That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.
reblogging for that ^
you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move.
i think someone missed the pun